look at these fucking hats. mod c thinks they’re ugly but we are legally obligated to let you know about new homestuck merch so
we’ve done it
a hat on a fucking hat
this is truly the pinnacle of homestuck merchandise
This is exactly what would happen
I found it, i found the best line of fanfiction ever written.
John carries four bags with him at all times during high school: his backpack, a duffel for club things, and two bags worth of junk food for lunch. Dave has an empty messenger bag with a pencil he found on the ground.
did everyone just forget this or??
girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye
there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more
that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance
I hope you’re talking about the Egyptian royal harem thing, though I am really unfamiliar with it…
Feferi Peixes is royal, being wife to Eridan Ampora, the Pharaoh of the land. She isn’t the only wife though, as it is customary for Eridan to have many wives, to which Feferi originally objected. But she soon ceased her cumbersome efforts to be the only wife, as she realized that while strings were attached, there were definitely upsides to of many wives to Eridan Ampora ;)
(Hint: All the ladies fuck ;D)